Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

ligma my pp

lick ma my penis/anus

bro ligma my pp.

by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014

Oofers my goofers

It's like Oh my god! but better. Used mainly when someone made an oof.

Shania: Oh No!!! I ran over an iguana!!

me: OOFERS MY GOOFERS!!

by ixpolotinemi October 15, 2020

my Beetle

1. Used as a term of possession for a person of intended affection; one’s lover

Me, “I was speaking with my Beetle yesterday.”
You, “who?”
Me, “mine.”

by Dango mango June 2, 2024

My name

You know who you're doing this to and if you paid the wrong person you are doing it deliberately to get away with not paying me.

Hym "You don't need me to say my name because WE ALL KNOW that it would take 0 second flat for the government to find someone who isn't hiding. So I'm not doing it. You know who you're doing this to. You can eat shit and die."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025