tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye

Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!

by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015

Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 6, 2019

Dick Prickles

The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.

Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."

by The DoOver August 27, 2013