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Your Mom 

“Your Mom Gay
Your Mom by Saggy saga bou June 1, 2018

Your God a fraud 

The ultimate insult that not only kills the person exposed to it, but also kills their god as well as instantly teleport everyone in that belief into oblivion. The user has immunity to this insult even if they belong in the same belief.
John: Ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
John: ur niece obese

Carl: *power level increasing

John: ur family tree lgbt
Carl: your god a fraud
*suddenly, a whisper, a United cry, was heard around the world as millions were sucked into oblivion

Carl: no u

your the best dad ever! 

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.
My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts ([your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

your mom 

when you are a big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slut
your mom by jjeeffyy66779944 June 18, 2018

your mum 

your mum
i saw your mums smack dvd bruv
your mum by shonic June 23, 2018