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Eating Brains

A condition brought on by large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include walking, talking, and looking like a zombie, and the beer cologne.
Ricky: Hey, you don't look so good. Maybe you've had too much to drink, Samuel.

Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.

Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!
by Jerod W. February 23, 2011
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Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)
"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."
by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011
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Baby Brain

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.
"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."
by M-A G January 5, 2023
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Brain Soup

A human being, more technically a high level competitive athlete or military veteran, that has suffered multiple brain injuries from repeated blows to the head, affected with or exhibiting TES (traumatic encephalopathy syndrome; diagnosis in a living person) Vs CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy; postmortem diagnosis.) Quite literally the action of one’s brain dying prematurely as a result of his taking so many blows to the head.
Johnny has brain soup, he has come to this restaurant five days a week for the past decade, yet he asks me where the restroom is every single time he comes here.
by Cugino_di_Carmine December 3, 2021
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Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.
John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
by RedBonnet May 10, 2020
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big brain

Big brain is a common saying used by many middle/high school ages students who want to express that they are

a) actually dumb and are covering up their mistake
b)says something smart

c) wants to fit it
these comments are made after any of (a,b, or c).
person 1- i just saw a dog and thought it was a cat
person 2- that’s really big brain of you
by yep it’s me 1107 March 6, 2020
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Brick Brain

A player who has had his brain fremented from playing too much Protoss in the video game StarCraft II Multiplayer Edition.
Guy 1: I can't believe you lost your reaper like that
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I've grown a brick brain after playing too much protoss
by anonymous June 29, 2020
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