“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

Yo Jerry did you see the real and totally cool allegations towards Logan Paul?

Hell yeah I did I heard he also made a really bad apology video after saying “I think there’s someone hanging right there” in that one video he made.

by TheIdiot37 November 23, 2024

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

Fire it in there

Used to Vegas Matt and the gang on his you tube channel to say put the money in the slot machine and hit play in hopes of getting a big bonus or line pay

Come on, let’s fire it in there and get that bonus!

by Angiecats January 7, 2025

Firing it in There

When you put a lot of money in a slot machine and keep hitting the button looking to hit a jackpot.

Hey Vegas Matt are you going to hit the Grand on that slot? Well I'm firing it in there.

by Rollwithdubbs January 8, 2025

I feel like there’s bears

A phrase used to describe a situation that is potentially dangerous and warrants caution

Homie 1: “Why don’t you just take the alley? It’s faster.”

Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”

by Bushdid69420 January 31, 2025

Russian Roulette Theorem

A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.

Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy

by Darth kugor February 6, 2026

Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025