CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!

Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.

by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020

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Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

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chode stoolio o'toole

a tiny man who is very handy with cars

you are tiny and a chode stoolio o'toole

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 3, 2024

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King Chode

Gabe

Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived

by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022

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A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.

No woman can handle the Giga Chode

by GigaChode February 25, 2023

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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

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