dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

beat behind tescos

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

beat up the coochie

used to describe uninhibited sex with a female . beat up the pussy,

I am about to take shortie home and beat up the coochie tonight

by MichaeltranUSA November 4, 2017

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.

Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"

by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009

musky feet beat

putting a girls feet inbetween your ass cheeks and sliding up and down.

i was so high last night i totally gave this dude a musky feet beat

by quicky tit May 13, 2009

Beat ass day

Kick ass day is revenge from yesterday kick dick day so the boys have permission to kick girls ass hard with revenge and see how it feels this is a pass to do kick ass day so only post it for a pass to do it

So you go up to a girl that done kick dick day to you then say did you see my post no well it’s kick ass day kick her ass and run bolt I mean beat ass day is a day for the bois to get Revenge from Roman

by Kick ass day by Roman October 4, 2020