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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 4, 2021
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Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.
Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.
by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021
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Toss a Squirrel Through It

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022
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Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
by xMANder69 May 23, 2022
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Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "
by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022
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Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
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The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"
by Saulman500 May 10, 2024
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