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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.
Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄
by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024
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Sleep all day

August 22nd is a national sleep day you sleep for 20-21 hours or more
hey bro do you know that we have to sleep all day” no I didn’t “ will we all suppose to sleep all day”
by Tightwetwetwet August 21, 2022
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sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 18, 2025
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meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap
John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep
by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017
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Sleep Orgy

When bunch of you are having a sleep over and while your sleeping your have a orgy
Kacey , hector , Cory, And Maria had a sleep orgy at Maria's house.
by Gpnfa November 17, 2016
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two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018
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