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Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.
Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.
by DirtyToy December 26, 2012
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hood point

Like a good point, but one that reflects a manner of thinking consistent with life in the hood.
Bob: It's hot af outside.
John: Bro just put some ice in the fan!

Bob: Hood point!
by rosefly June 11, 2019
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18 point meeting

I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.
by RainDogs June 9, 2018
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Lad points

A conceptual, immaterial currency of social status awarded by males to males who engage in certain traditionally masculine behaviours (especially behaviours that demonstrate daring, bravery in battle, sexual prowess, and disregard for authority).
James: "Lad points for anybody who asks out that fit bird over there."
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"
by shalkh October 8, 2025
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ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 30, 2017
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60 Point Team

A fantasy baseball team that dwells in the cellar and has to fight, tooth and nail to avoid the OLRL protection penalty.
Oh man !! Billy has a 60 point team. He has a lot of power and shaky closers , but all his guys hit .226 and are banged up.
by rotoking April 10, 2011
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Life Points

A resource from the japanese playing card game Yu-Gi-Oh. They start at 800 and if they drop to zero you lose the duel.
Life Points can also be used for card costs and maintenance. Two card examples are Solemn Judgment (One-time payment of half of your current) and Imperial Order (700 LP per turn or the card is destroyed).
A few monsters' offensive and defensive stats are also dependant on LP. Two examples based on your own LP are Meklord Emperor Granel and the Dinomorphia monsters. One example taking the opponent's LP as attack is Endless Decay (when summoned, ATK = half of the opponent's LP).
Duelist A: I discard Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring to negate your Maxx "C".
Duelist B: Chain Link 2, I activate Solemn Judgment and pay the Life Point cost to negate your Ash Blossom.
Duelist A: Chain Link 3, I activate Seven Tools of the Bandit by paying 1000 Life Points to negate your Solemn Judgment.
Duelist B: Motherf... I don't have a response.
by GigaBait January 11, 2025
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