Cool Penis

A compliment given to any clown in pursuit of impressing a crowd.

Derek just drew a party foul by creeping on some girl and telling some stupid story. Pat observes and rightly exclaims "Cool penis, bro!"

by Many Dixon-your-face June 13, 2011

italian penis

An Italian Penis is a very big and thick penis. It is rumoured that Italian men and men of Italian descent have got very big penises.

Ben: Hey man! What have you got underneath your trousers? A whiskey bottle?
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!

by Leo_rex July 3, 2007

Athlete’s Penis

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

by Neddie Walker November 14, 2011

Penis Ache

When you have an erection for so long it begins to hurt.
The only known cure for this is sex, masturbation will postpone the effects but not stop it all together.
Most commonally affects young teenagers with glasses, inhalers and a chess award.

Dude 1: Dude can I fuck your sister, I'm getting serios penis ache here
Dude 2: Bugger off I'm curing mine first

by GirlsAreLessBeings July 26, 2008

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

Penis Blocker

When a girl is on her period and has her tampon in.

"i wanted to have sex with her but she had a penis blocker in"

"ah that sucks man

by Jocelynclark January 16, 2009

trumpeting penis

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble

Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007