John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.

John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

John Hines

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around

Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines

by Shaquille_Oatmealllll9292 December 21, 2019

John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

by jakemah January 8, 2020

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.

Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.

by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020

john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020