Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.

Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.

by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014

alicia job

when due to the poor performance of a woman, a man receiving a blow job proceeds to finish himself off and returns the favor by zombie masking her

Tommy surprised her with an alicia job when he was dissatisfied with her performance.

by suckstobeyou April 1, 2005

Job For A Cowboy

A deathcore/death metal band out of Glendale Arizona, which slowly gained popularity due to their "girl scream" in their most popular, and slightly overrated song titled: "Entombment of a Machine". Thousands upon thousands of "hardcore kids" made it a priority to obtain their merchandise, and as the band began to seem like sellouts, Jonny Davy, vocalist and founder of the band mouthed off to Hot Topic saying, "Job For A Cowboy is too hardcore for Hot Topic". Almost instantly Hot Topic removed any and all merch the band had given to them to sell. The band now hides behind Jonny Davy's problems, and many harsh labels, playing guitar that is tuned too low for anyone to possibly transcribe. Acceptional guitar playing is unseen, and their drummer Jon Rice's tallents, although godly, remain unnoticed.

JFAC fan #1: "Too bad Jonny Davy had to run his mouth. Now its almost impossible to find anything with a Job For A Cowboy logo on it!"

JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"

by wildchild666 February 16, 2009

Rim Job

See Ode To Carrie Below...

Well, let me tell you a story about this girl named Carrie
When the question was asked, she became a little wary
Alarmed that she may be inhibited, it became my duty
To inform of the intense pleasure found in everyone’s booty
I said Ohhh girl, you don’t have to be shy
Use your left index finger gently and you won’t hear any cries
But before you do so, you may want to make sure everything is just right
Cause that little ole balloon knot can get a little tight
So when you think things are getting umm a bit boring
Take your tongue girl and let’s go back door exploring
Now it’s not like a button, for which some can be hard to find
All you have to do is lift those legs up and expose that cheeky behind
Oh and I almost forgot to mention make sure things are clean and neat
Tell them to jump in the shower and do a little finger sweep
So see Carrie, all your worries are now left behind
Let’s go crazy and give a rim job a try!!

by Morna Is Your Master December 22, 2003

Bro Job

When you and one of your bros get 2 ladies and get blow jobs in such a position that you can play patty cake with your bro.

"yo me and Jamie got awesome bro jobs from Jenny and Danielle but we stopped early cuz Jamie cums so fast

by wetdickallnight October 28, 2009

Friend Job

Giving your male friend a hand job, especially if you are male yourself.

- I didn't feel like giving myself a stranger, so I got a friend job instead.

-lemonparty

by JSW January 25, 2005

Dro Job

The word "dro job" is used to describe the act of a female inhaling on a marijuana smoking apparatus, then proceeding to give a male a blow job while exhaling.

Similar to a snow job, but instead of cocaine, marijuana is used.

After Kage and I danced with some ladies in the club, they came back to pad and gave us dro jobs.

by Wreck'D January 12, 2008