Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.

Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

Jizz Jennifer

A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.

She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.

by Brittle Ninja February 27, 2022

narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

by akolaad May 16, 2016

The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

by Tahariel July 4, 2012

Jizz Volcano

When it wasn’t that good and the jizz just falls like a disappointing magma flow

“Man, I only got a little jizzle dribble like my shit was a jizz volcano!”

by VolcanicJizz May 28, 2025