hood paradise

A desirable establishment that exists within a not-so-desirable location, usually a hood.

"Curly's new crib is a hood paradise. It's nice, clean and well-maintainted, the pool is sick, but bro has to listen to gunshots and ghetto birds all night long"

by Curly Manson March 20, 2025

Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play

person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin

by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023

Boys N' the Hood

A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.

Hollywood makes some unbelievable shit, Boys n' the Hood is no different.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

by ♥+ April 3, 2017

Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020

Elm-Hood

Outside of New Orleans. Louisiana there is a small city called Elmwood. Some refer to it as River Ridge & others by Harahan. Zip code 70123. It has a large outside shopping area, a popular gym, multiple restaurants, commercial offices, and 2 apartment complexes. It looks very nice, clean, & quiet in the morning. But come the afternoon & weekend, it goes straight Hood. You can find about any illegal drug you want in Elm-hood. It’s the place to rob cars & storage units. You can find people walking around with stolen dogs & purses around 6pm. If you drive real slow you can get hit with someone’s garbage bags that they are driving around with on the hood of their car. Scrim the local wandering dog in New Orleans also likes to visit the area to pay his respects. Very hood, very ghetto, very- Elm-Hood.

Bruh, let's geaux to Elm-Hood for a daiquiri, a movie, and a blunt for the ride.

by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025

Hood Hottie

A black male or female, that is from the hood, who is drop dead gorgeous.

*enters a room*

Tyree: Damn, who is that? He look good!

Bryson: That’s that nigga Stacy from Palmwood Dr. He a hot one !

Tyree: yeah I agree. He a hood hottie !

by OGBlackPStone November 22, 2021