Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

The Hood

The Hood is short for the neighborhood, that rappers shorten to say fluently in rap without sounding stupid. it all started by Romnz Romano. i have his permission.

im from the hood, what up though?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 10, 2020

hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024

stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

by ♥+ April 3, 2017

Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024

tight in the clitoral hood

When two females are either in a sexual relationship or have sex from time to time but are not in a relationship.

Leah: “Are those two in a relationship?”
Sam: “No, but I think they’re tight in the clitoral hood, if you get me”

by Roro.2 September 11, 2025