human

"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-

---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---

'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-

human by daftydaft February 21, 2009

Human Taco 

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.

My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.

Human Taco by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013

Humansplain 

To explain to someone who has engaged in mansplaining, whitesplaining, richsplaining, &c., the error they have fallen into due to their privileged position.

He said he had trouble finding comfortable shoes for the office, too, and I humansplained to him that there is no shoe made for men which was anything like as uncomfortable as the two-inch heel minimum required by the company dress code.

Humansplain by johnmburt1960 August 2, 2017

human

A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.

Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.

human by Brandemic August 13, 2010

Human Petri Dish 

A. someone who continuously sticks needles into their skin: medically and heroinically.

B. someone who allows experiments on themselves.

"That guy must be a human petri dish, son of a bitch has moss growing on his face."

Human Petri Dish by SnargleFargle December 4, 2011

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

Human by buddy retard June 14, 2020

human bean 

tyler joseph from the popular band twenty one pilots

+ hey tf is wrong with this tyler guy
- oh he’s a human bean that must be why.

human bean by _anathemma_ September 28, 2021