fake fucking

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015

Fake Markiplier Fans

Someone who is obsessed with markiplier (a famous youtuber) They think they know every single detail about him and when someone else doesn't know a little detail they call them fake fans and think they are superior to them.

Markiplier is a youtuber who has as of 09/12/16 around 14 million subscribers and is pretty famous. I talk to a few people who are obsessed with him and I think this should be a definition.

Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*

by Blah_blah_boi September 12, 2016

Fake friend

People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.

Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right

by AshK123 September 23, 2016

fake stuttering problem

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.

i have a fake stuttering problem.

by nobody else here April 23, 2017

fake friend

a friend that doesn't keep it 100

you know who is a fake friend? hat guy agustin!

by yeyaaaa May 9, 2017

fake shy

When you pretend to be shy, but you really are a freak in the sheets.

Sami thinks Ali is fake shy because Ali wouldn't let sammi suck her nipple at gay pride, when really Ali is a freak in the sheets.

by Bonitaali June 25, 2017

fake ginger

A fake ginger is a person who's hair is either so light it's almost blonde or so dark it's almost brown and so cannot be classed as a true ginger.

Nathan's a fake ginger, his hair is "strawberry blonde".

by El3na June 28, 2017