Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

by kam75xx January 21, 2019

Are you going to eat that?

What the fat kid says when you're not devouring your hamburger as fast as he did.

Gary Brolsma to some guy in McDonald's:
Are you going to eat that?

by McArnie October 3, 2008

cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

Gay Ear

The right ear or gay ear is the ear that most homosexuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heterosexual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. Straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.

Right=GAY

Left=Straight

Both=Normal

Male #1- "Yo man, i'm gonna get my right ear pierced today."
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Vomitcake January 12, 2011

Easy Peasy

It comes from a 1970's british TV commercial for Lemon Squeezy detergent. They were with a little girl who points out dirty greasy dishes to an adult (mom or relative) and then this adult produces Lemon Squeezy and they clean the dishes quickly. At the end of the commercial the girl says "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy".

Today it is a silly way to state something was or will be very easy.

I will be in an out, easy peasy.

Can you open this jar of pickles? Sure thing easy peasy.

by Creepy Gnome August 2, 2009

Eat the watermelon

To give oral sex to a girl. To perform cunnilingus. To eat the sweet, wet, fruit of the female sex.

Ramzi won't eat the watermelon.

I totally want to eat your watermelon, baby!

by nicommp December 3, 2010

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021