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Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.
Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."
by baltic2009 September 25, 2011
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Shit piss drunk

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
by MZ2842 August 31, 2013
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girl-drink drunk

One who drinks only mixed drinks or flavored martinis. This person shies away from scotch and whiskey, and prefers mojitos or raspberry cosmos.
Jack's a girl-drink drunk, he won't drink anything but vodka cranberry's.
by Jason Kolesnikowicz October 26, 2008
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Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.
Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!
by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013
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10 o'clock drunk

A state of inebriation that should only occur at 10 p.m. or later.
Brandon was 10 o'clock drunk at 8 p.m. on Valentine's day.
by craftyhooker April 20, 2012
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Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
by Larmonaid October 2, 2019
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Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!
by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021
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