"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"
by Crowbear October 4, 2022

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."
by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby
by KingElfo September 24, 2021
