john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong

"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

John Donado

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.

What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."

by SenorSauce March 2, 2023

john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020

John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.

Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!

by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020

John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.

That John Titus is a true man.

by wowpureags December 30, 2012