staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

Pogmanhov's Gun

When someone continues behavior seen as distasteful or abnormal to the group and asks why they have been ostracized from said group.

"Dude, I can't seem to understand why these people don't like me."
"Probably a case of Pogmanhov's Gun."

by Market Bacon February 1, 2023

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Shoe Gun

A term used to describe situations or tools that places you into a worst position, usually self-inflicted. This term is similar to "Foot Gun", except was used heavily in the American South West and particularly in the early 2010s. There has been debates on which term came first, but evidence points to originating in southern Colorado.

Allowing business users the ability to make technical decisions is a shoe gun. The last thing you'll want to do cause yourself future problems when they promise imaginary things or commit to unrealistic deadlines.

by James Flavorelli April 3, 2025

cum gun

when you plug your dick and let go leading to a water gun like hose.

I cum guned all over

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024

Mini gun dick

A dick (or interchangeable penis) that shoots cum like a mini gun. These type of people usually have big balls, and also the dick might be sore after this practice, And is recommended to do a training course before this.

"Oh my gawd your cum shot out like a mini gun dick" Sarah said

by Tankntash April 1, 2025