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cracker crafted

Crafted in a custom manner at home using only improvisational techniques and exclusively Caucasians.
Well, that looks nigger rigged but we're white. It must be cracker crafted!
by DissociativeK December 30, 2022
mugGet the cracker craftedmug.

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
mugGet the cracker jack awardmug.

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker)

A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches
Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker) is such an owner
by DudewtfBBQ August 2, 2008
mugGet the Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker)mug.

Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis
My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis
by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021
mugGet the Crackeritismug.

Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.
Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Ass crackermug.

Blacker Cracker

This can apply to a black guy who happens to be whitewashed or a white guy who thinks he’s black

Blacka cracka can be used when you’re not using it with the hard R
Guy 1: yooo look, its Eminem
Guy 2: he’s one of those Blacker Crackers
by Dino_Nuggies_69 June 13, 2025
mugGet the Blacker Crackermug.

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