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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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DON WILLY

Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.
Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night
by Don Willy Fan Club February 7, 2020
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Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex
Omg he’s such asilly willy bing bong
by Em wagwan June 22, 2019
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spanish wet willie

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie
by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020
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Willy goat

A Rickyism for billy goat, and the name of his pet goat.
What is it? A horn dog?”

“No, it’s a Willy goat.”
by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023
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Silly Willy

Someone named will that is a dumbass.
Oh look at him being a silly Willy with his toy cat
by Cat🐥 October 21, 2019
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Wet Willy

A gentle fingering of ones ears with just a sprinkle of saliva.Sometimes makes the receiver aroused.
Hey Johnny, I just gave Dave a Wet Willy and he enjoyed it!
by Dwesder January 14, 2021
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