turkey guts

Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.

“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”

“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”

by Grell November 29, 2023

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.

Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!

by Quackeroni and Cheese November 12, 2021

roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Turkey Burbler

tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.

Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?

by amydawn187 January 21, 2019

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 30, 2022