hood round

When two fight but aint no feelings attached/ they getting a hood round we gon smoke it up after that

*practice lmao*

We getting that hood round fuck all that

by Djdwaddup January 23, 2023

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 10, 2020

robbin' the 'hood

What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing

When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016

the Hood

the neighborhood in a city where your bike will get stolen in less than 5 minutes if left unattended.

-My nigga Tyrone! Where have you been all day?
-Selling weed in the hood my nigga.

by SayingNiggerIsRacist February 27, 2020

hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024