Chode hurdler

The art of hurdling over all the a gaggle of penises to escape a super sexy situation.

Damn, I had to use great alacrity to hurdle the chode to escape that orgy at my grandma's house. I am therefore a chode hurdler.

by Bishnuu January 9, 2022

chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.

That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!

by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020

Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode

Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan

by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024

Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom

Did you see his chode Rebecca?

by Russiabias69 April 20, 2021

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Chode frog

a type of frog with a wide fat neck that is white

Wow that’s a big chode frog!

by chodesarelife68 November 21, 2018

chode lumps

Chode lumps: Noun
Lumps or wrinkles on ones #chode

1. What are chode lumps?

2. Wrinkles or lumps on a short fat cock!

by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018