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Band kid

Stupid dumbass smelly ass kids who don't shut the fuck up tapping their fingers trynna make music get the fuck out here they fucking smell and are all annoying
band kid: you want to hang out fella
person: nah fuck you stinky ass band kid
by Niggaballs44 January 14, 2024
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bands

1. slang term for a stack of $100 bills held together by a rubber band
2. LGBT slang for men, typically used in gay 90s and 2000s online spaces
1. tyler started flexing his bands when i was at his house
2. wanna go fuck some bands and have an orgy?
by freeknyou January 16, 2024
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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Bea Band

The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.
Aliyah got Kendall and Bea pink and blue Bea Bands from Temu for $2!”
by TemuLover January 26, 2024
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Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny
John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”
by kurxzo February 4, 2024
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band 4 band

How much money a guy has, or how many unique features a girl has.
"Me and the guys are about to go hangout with another group and go band 4 band"

"Me and my girlfriends are doing a band 4 band competition to see who's more attractive"
by Apollo fag February 7, 2024
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Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.
I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!
by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023
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