three day test

The three day test is something you do to see if your crush is interested in you. If you feel like you always start the conversations and so on then use this test. Give your crush three days to write to you. If they don’t then sorry your feelings are not replied.

“How do you know he likes you?”
”He passed the three day test!”

by Not Greta Thunberg November 10, 2019

passed the test

In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.

I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!

by QuacksO March 1, 2020

there will be a test

A sarcastic phrase used after saying a lot of information to combat people who ignore or mock the amount of info given

unlike common misconception thots and hoes arent the same thing, but they are relatively similar at concept. there will be a test

by IzumiWasTaken April 5, 2020

The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

by MosDef May 25, 2020

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 6, 2020

The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020

The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.

PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020