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softflake

(The etymology of softflakes is in the play on words of combining 'soft', as in soft sciences, with 'flakes', as in snowflakes, which is the way most humanities students act.)

(n.) An individual, which spends a lot of time on the bubbles of social blogs and political extremes, being indoctrinated by fanatical professors on ivory towers that akin to the students, think rote-learning, a task of low psychometric g correlation, of fanatical ideas gives them the same intellectual position as grinding away at STEM, which especially in the more theoretical portions, has an uncompromising intolerance for mistakes, and necessitates a lot of rigor and reasoning, which means not only a person attempting to get a degree there must have actual innate talent, they must be constantly vigilant.

Softflakes are often found with a presumptuous attitude and moral superiority, calling anyone that begs to differ from their empirically baseless claims an "insensitive pig". They also indulge in besmirching the reputation of whatever value the humanities has just to push their political agenda. That's a quite solemn sight, since genuine cognitive capital will in consequence be more and more repulsed by the humanities, causing it to be dilapidated further. Therefore, humanities will turn to pure fiction, whose funding is only intact in consequence of powerful men wanting to get laid and please their wives, the same way they buy them fancy bathrooms and expensive gemstones for their magical powers.
Person A: I tried to have a discussion on how we could measure societal problems, so that we could better use our limited resources. But the softflake kept pestering me about how it's all because of evil power hierarchies, as if some Jewish pejorative stereotype applied to every successful man or woman.

Person B: Man, that sucks!
by AshFromPhoenix March 15, 2021
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Soft

Without any rough edges, kind of like dough.
Despite his/her streetwise, tough, hip surface image, people, especially the ones that knew him/her well growing up, knew that he/she was soft hearted. They knew that he/she was a soft, spiritual person and not a hardass, though a hardass was what his/her image would suggest when he/she wanted to get authoritative with people.
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Softbot

Softbot n. /adj. - a person who has no personal development or interesting qualites as to make them be mistaken for a bot. Softbots often have poor grammar and do not respond to questions like a normal human would.
"Yeah I was talking to this guy on Tinder and unmatched because I thought he was a bot, then I saw him checking out at the grocery store, he is clearly a softbot"
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Soft Drawing

Soft Drawing is a cute, simple, light drawing that is usually very wholesome. :) It has very light shading, highlights, colors etc. and has light outlines, or none!
Person 1: Aww! What are you doing?
Person 2: I’m Soft Drawing!

Person 1: That’s adorable!
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Soffydor

Big tall man. Dummy thick. Guy😡 Strong. Powerful. Second greatest poet.
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Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.
Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.
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sofiasmp3

the coolest, funniest, hottest, mutual that has ever existed 🥰
someone: hey whos ur favorite mutual?
me: sofiasmp3

someone: who even is that?
me: MY FAVORITE MUTUAL YOU-
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