Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 24, 2023
Get the smash n’ passmug. Similar to the Double Dick Down Method where the man wears a strap-on to have both vaginal and anal sex. But with the Sea Urchin Smash the man also suctions a dildo onto his forehead as to also face-fuck his female partner.
by Cocktography November 22, 2020
Get the Sea Urchin Smashmug. These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.
by of_tism January 19, 2021
Get the Smashing Lemonsmug. by Phat vieles May 7, 2018
Get the Smashmug. by ndqjbdarhsbd December 13, 2018
Get the Smashmug. Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.
Synonym: bumper scruffs
Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Synonym: bumper scruffs
Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
Get the Beard Smashingmug. 