A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.
Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.
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Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
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