Ryan Moncrief 

A member of the homosapien species. The Ryan Moncrief is a quiet animal, very socially awkward, but is know to make people laugh. It rarely mates during a life time due to it's repulsive looks. However, the Ryan Moncrief is a very kind easy going creature. They have also been known to have abnormally large penises.

Look at the dong on the Ryan Moncrief over there.

Ryan Moncrief by Lou Spowls October 27, 2010

ryan clarke 

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

ryan clarke by samsfat June 8, 2011

Ryan Littlejohn 

A rare majestic ginger unicorn. When women set eyes on a Ryan Littlejohn they freeze like a deer in the headlights as they watch this majestic creature cross their path.

That was totally a Ryan Littlejohn!

Ryan Littlejohn by GingerUnicorn July 6, 2016

Ryan fu

plural for alcoholic,

Oh look, its a ryan fu

Ryan fu by JJPDSOAJ June 22, 2018

Ryan Torres-ing 

forcefully grab a female by the waist and face and agressively kisses her

*person in distance sees guy grab girl*
Guy #2: *shouts for all to hear* YO HE IS RYAN TORRES-ING HER

Ryan Torres-ing by George Drago March 21, 2019

Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later

Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

Ryan Patino by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019

Ryan Hogan

Literally the fattest thing on earth

Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.

Ryan Hogan by Enus isakoovic February 23, 2020