well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

putting up a 4

Putting up a 4 means every girl loves you and you get every girl you want

Alex was putting up a 4

by The noobs 34 April 16, 2022

Put it in

When someone is referring to any game system with a disc drive

“OH PUT IT IN!”
Jeez chill out I will put the disc in

by The globglogleegloglob April 17, 2022

c-put

the attempt of a chineese man saying "c plus"

"what do you guys have to drink here "

" coke, splite , cput"

by oren November 6, 2004

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020