big old boi

an animal or person whom is plump
they dont have to be male

lotto: look at this dog
carol: wot a big old boi

by succmydicc September 27, 2017

New Old Mullet

A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".

"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"

by ThymeKeeper March 22, 2023

Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019

The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim

After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.

by BigSugah October 29, 2008

OLD MAN MCDONALD

A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.

Oh shit its OLD MAN MCDONALD!

by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

dry old fashioned

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

by Billtown September 24, 2013