Dark stork

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.
by Dark storker February 26, 2017
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dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods
Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place
by N0Comment October 03, 2015
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Kirklyn dark

A fun loving, silly girl. She’s always there for you when you need her and will be by your side no matter what. She’s not too popular but you learn to love her. She’s very emotional
Have you met Kirklyn dark? She’s amazing!
by Kirkyyy April 11, 2020
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Dark Honor Guard

A group of guards that protect everyone while at the same time killing said everyone whenever a hostile is spotted.

Their bloodlust for Tking is eternal.
Sith Person: "Hey is that a Dark Honor Guard?"
Other Sith Person: "Yeah...make sure to be nice to them, they are the special ed ones."
by DinotheCrusader January 30, 2021
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Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
by Stickydragon March 22, 2022
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dark fonzie

A middle aged man with no children and expensive hobbies.

Originally coined by Marc Maron and Dean Delray as the title of their short lived podcast.
“Jerry got really into handmade leather goods and hifi stereos. Says he’s leaving it all to his cats. Full Dark Fonzie.”
by bennygoodnight August 25, 2022
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For the Dark Lord

During the act of urination by a male on a female recepient in the shower. The male exclamates For the Dark Lord as loud as he can.
goth kid says: so i pissed on my girlfriend when we were in the shower so i had to yell FOR THE DARK LORD

Friend: Right on brah
by boyber92 March 18, 2010
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