Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT
by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019
Get the phone mug.A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
Get the Banana phone mug.When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Get the Phone ethics mug.When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
Get the Smash Phone mug.I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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