matthew patel

THE MOST BEST MAN ON EARTJ

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR January 14, 2024

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Matthew

Annoying white kid who the teacher loves and writes people names down that talks

Stop being such a Matthew

by Anti Matthew June 25, 2021

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helps you when your down is always there for you, says he will never let you down but as soon as you get close to a matthew you'll slowly fall more and more for him.

Matthews are sweet, loving, caring guys who are easy to talk to and can always make you laugh and alot of the time makes you feel like the only girl in the world

the problem with matthews though is that they scare easily as soon as you get close enough to one that you can but a label on it (bf) they back off and stop being that lovely strong guy you once knew they become a normal douche

Mia: i heard that jasmine and matthew are finally going out

Ryan: no didnt you hear they broke up yesterday

Mia: They literraly only got together last week!
Ryan: guess some people arnt as well suited as they seem

by justwords August 24, 2018

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A person who moans and is a masochist.

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.

by cakefucker February 27, 2023

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Matthew is the best person you could ever know. With dirty blonde hair blueish greenish eyes he is sure to make you laugh and smile everyday. He is the best boyfriend ever and you will never forget him. He can tell when I’m about to cry or when I’m smiling just by my voice. I believe in love because of him. But don’t get on his bad side or you will feel upset like never before. All in all, Matthew is the reason I am still alive today.

Bro have you met my crush yet?
No who’s he?
HES my new favorite person
Omg is he a matthew?
YES

by A lil salty a lil sweet November 24, 2019

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