Just like your haircut. 

A meme started on a day of June 2009 on the Napalm Death last.fm shoutbox by the user called "Dissektion", who sadly got banned a few months later for unknown reasons.

Shinigami6_6_6 wrote:
new album is shit!!!)))

Dissektion wrote:
Just like your haircut.

Just like your haircut. by Dissektion September 2, 2009

Beat it like it owes me money 

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

Beat it like it owes me money by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

party like it's 1999 

to party like there's no tomorrow. Live like today's your last. In the 1983 Prince hit "1999" he refers to "2000-0-0 party over, oops - out ot time" so tonight he "parties like it's 1999". This became a catch phrase in the American lexicon.

After the Pink Floyd concert we walked over to the campus strip, hit the bars and restaurants, drank like fish and generally we decided to party like it's 1999.

party like it's 1999 by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Pocket Like 

Similar to Pocket Texting. When your phone is in your pocket and connected to Facebook, sometimes it will "like" some people's statuses, often inappropriately.

John Smith - I am so upset, how could she leave me like this?!?!?

Steve Jones likes this

John Smith - DUDE!!!
Steve Jones - Sorry, it was a pocket like

Pocket Like by BigCWithWords May 16, 2011

Hung like a fruit bat 

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

Hung like a fruit bat by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011

feel like cinderella naega byeonhae yaongieseo turn into your own jindosgae yeoldu sie jibe deureogagi jeonen ne juwireul jikiji eureureonghae 

a verse in a famous song called "Cat & Dog".

feel like cinderella naega byeonhae yaongieseo turn into your own jindosgae yeoldu sie jibe deureogagi jeonen ne juwireul jikiji eureureonghae is used when you are singing the song or you just feel like cinderella and you're telling your friends to turn into a jindo dog.

feel like cinderella naega byeonhae yaongieseo turn into your own jindosgae yeoldu sie jibe deureogagi jeonen ne juwireul jikiji eureureonghae by goggleszs March 22, 2022

Fail like a Whale 

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.

You Fail like a Whale, bitch!

Fail like a Whale by americanaidan November 25, 2010