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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more
For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist
by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022
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Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.
We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.
by Wagglefun May 5, 2019
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humanity

humanity was a mistake
1.humanity was a mistake
by j3mas2264 May 7, 2020
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human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.
Animal abusers are examples of human primates.
by POILKEDS February 8, 2021
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nuhaa the human

very hot indeed very boys wish to have her and to my luck she's ma girly friend and I want her to be mine forever and we gonna have kids :)
nuhaa the human is a very hot girl
by Mr.sadpants69 April 21, 2022
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Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.
Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!
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