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holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.
by Holy anal September 12, 2016
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holy Phoenix

A holy Phoenix is where you light your pubic hair on fire and run around screaming it will be reborn. It will rise from The ashes.
Dan has been walking weird ever since the new catholic priest said to do a Holy Phoenix instead of a Hail Mary the other day at his confession.
by PopePhoenixIII May 11, 2023
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Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.
Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!
by holydude May 20, 2025
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The Holy Trinity

When you have sexual intercourse with a female and make her have an orgasm, squirt, and cum all in one sitting
“ how was seeing Patricia the other day?”
“Oh yeah it was good I achieved the holy trinity
by Ksjdjdn November 15, 2022
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Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
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holy true crime

by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020
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