cunty fresh fanatic

Anybody obsessed with female vaginal and vulvarian hygiene.

some bitch: He sure was keen on my kitty's cleanliness.

other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.

some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.

another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 25, 2010

The Freesland

A simple dance move, involving the rhythmic waving of hands above head.

DJ was killin' it last night, had everybody doing The Freesland.

by name123eman321 November 10, 2010

faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.

They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!

by madam333 January 22, 2011

cold fresh chillin

the ultimate down wit it phrase. the coolness just flows from your fingers, the respect is apparent, and your friends are the hippest, and most funky. the sliest the coolest radiates as you chill with your hommies doing what you do best.

hey b where you at man....oh yo g we b cold fresh chillin over at the crib, club etc.

by funky daddy October 14, 2011

Slick Fresh

A very very old man, who likes to fuck trolls.

Hey Slick Fresh, how do you like your sandwich?

by mr7foottall January 10, 2012

bang fresh

To bang fresh is to add a fresh bit of gash to one's sexual portfolio

I'm taking a girl from work to the ball, will bang fresh tonight!

by topman7890 October 19, 2013

Carlton Fresh

The act of a male docking with Carlton Banks on the set of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

I did a Carlton fresh the other day, and I haven't been the same since.

by Jonny Frosty November 1, 2013