Erectile Refunction

what happens when you see bro in a femboy outfit when you have an erectile dysfunction

dude i just got an erectile refunction when I saw you dressed like that

by mytipischewy December 28, 2024

Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026

Erectibba

Fictional disorder I made while talking to my friends.

Erectibba is when ABBA starts playing whenever a person becomes erect. It can be literally any ABBA song and is randomized but can include repeats.

“I don’t get why Earl wants Erectibba”
“Well imagine Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! starts playing and he’s gay”
“Ohhh”

by Sn.wa February 12, 2025

Erectogenesis

A kink centered around arousal from the process of a penis growing or becoming erect. The focus is on the act of growth itself, not necessarily the final size. For some, this includes realistic depictions of getting hard, while for others it expands (literally) into fictional or animated scenarios where the erection continues growing beyond natural limits in a controlled or sensual way. Often overlaps with transformation or inflation fantasies, but centers specifically on the phallic expansion.

“His kink wasn’t just erections—it was the whole process. Turns out it’s called Erectogenesis.”

by Blue_Baby223 April 30, 2025

Erect9r

A guy who has extreme diabetes. Pronounced erector nine

Man: I saw that Erect9r at the mall tomorrow.

penile boy: Lorenzo odea pacheco, Simon Orion page bethel

by yeagGuyC July 15, 2025

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025

erectlocution

Da "shocking" display of "birthday-suit" performing dat da King performed for da all-adult-male audience, as described by Huckleberry Finn in Chapter 23 of da book.

It is not actually stated whether da King had a hard-on during his "erectlocution" performance, but given both his advanced age and da large amount of alcohol dat he and da Duke were in da habit of consuming, it's doubtful dat said "old rascal" could have significantly "gotten it up" no matter what da time or setting.

by QuacksO January 3, 2026