crazy MF

crazy motherfucker

Be aware of that guy Masuel, he is a crazy MF.
Have you heard of this crazy MF called Masuel?

by Samyeezy January 20, 2017

crazylokamoe

When you think you passed out but you got drunk.

I thought I was crazylokamoe last night

by The king of fat April 23, 2017

CrazyEqualsGenius

aka Lola, one of my best quotev friends of all time. I love her so much! (as a friend) A great roleplayer with a beautiful personality.
She uses Muses and OCs.

"CrazyEqualsGenius, want to roleplay later?"

by skirt's mother May 14, 2017

crazy entrails

Gastrointestinal problems especially the ones that make your entrails seem like they're crazy.

Me and I have some weird crazy entrails!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 11, 2017

crazy hair

when someone is wild or crazy.

"I'm taking crazy hair home before she gets too out of control."

by jane420 June 11, 2017

crazyboat

Basically "crazy" but for some reason that wasn't enough. So CRAZYBOAT it is.

Oldschool synonym for "lit".

"Crazyboat man, i am so proud of you!"
"You should've been there last night, the party was crazyboat!"

by JayWF2k June 15, 2017

Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.

Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!

by Derkadurr August 5, 2017