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Clam Dump

When semen comes out of the vagina after being ejaculated into it during sex
I took the biggest clam dump after Mike Rivers came in me
by Ogzombiefn April 17, 2022
mugGet the Clam Dumpmug.

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.
You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams
by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023
mugGet the museum clamsmug.

clam kisser

Another word for a lesbian. Basically the lesbian version of being a pickle puffer
Those two girls kissing under the tree are likely clam kissers
by M.L.K.K.K April 21, 2017
mugGet the clam kissermug.

Clam digger

A clam digger is when you have a sinus infection and your eatting your wife/girlfriends pussy you hock one of those bloody, green clumps from your sinuses into her cunt and then suck it back out.
Last night I gave her a clam digger, how she has a yeast infection.
by Freeballin99 January 20, 2019
mugGet the Clam diggermug.

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
mugGet the Clapping Clamsmug.

Baby clam

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.

When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.
Clan: Oh you know I'm just kidding with you ;)
Jeil: HAHAHA your such a baby clam!
by Jeil May 7, 2008
mugGet the Baby clammug.

Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.
I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.
by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017
mugGet the Land clammug.

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