A gay guy that is obsessed with Hello Kitty and only wears neon pink, usually the g.b.f.Of their friend group of only girls
by I'll float too October 1, 2017
Get the Toy Candy Gaymug. The mind-altering drugs that people take to enjoy parties. The drugs can rev you up to socialize or chill you out to just hang with friends.
I had a stressful week and went to my friend's party on Saturday. I had a couple of beers, took some dance candy and was chill the rest of the night. ecstasy, marijuana, qualudes, lsd, cocaine, chill, rave, party
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
Get the dance candymug. the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009
Get the candy hamburgermug. This phrase originates from Oregon and refers to small candies named "Starbursts" and this phrase is usually used at youth religious groups.
by anonymous April 7, 2023
Get the Jeremy Candymug. Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.
Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
by moozymathers January 15, 2019
Get the Devil's Candymug. Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
Get the Mississippi Candy Canemug. Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
Get the Cottonelle Candymug.