Captain Morgan

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.

I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!

by Midget105 January 12, 2020

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.

"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"

by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022

Captain Thicc

A man that loves only the most THICC women around.

Hey, look at this Captain THICC over here.

by Mr. Nut, himself. October 29, 2018

Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020