band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 30, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 30, 2021

Ten Bands

$10,000.00

My new ride cost ten bands.

by Mr.mike82985 September 08, 2020

Band practise

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.

What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.

by faqxnoz August 04, 2024

Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 04, 2021

Gummibärchen Bande

German word that translated to gummy bear band.

1. That one really loud and obnoxious friend group who act like they are they are the shit but in reality they all secretly hate each other and gossip behind each other's backs.

2. Friend group of a bunch of little kids who think they are gangsters because they stole gum once.

"See those girls over there? Such a Gummibärchen Bande"

by Du hurensohn ❤️ May 28, 2024

Gummibärchen Bande

A friend group of 9 to 12 years old kids who think they are thughs and gangsters

Person 1: "You see those kids blasting Lucio101 songs?"
Person 2: "Haha, Gummibärchen Bande"

by Du hurensohn ❤️ January 05, 2024