finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.
man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
by sierynn February 04, 2017
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Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.
by Milkey Fluids June 01, 2011
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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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National Bacons Day

Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.
Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3
by m2q1ox June 04, 2021
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Baconed

When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff
Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed
by January 27, 2021
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swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action
here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon
by cantbelievethissh*t January 19, 2012
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